منتديات بنات دوت كوم - STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

BOY : May I hold your hand?

GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

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MAN : You remind me of the sea.

WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other.

HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"

Pupil : "The moon".

Teacher : "Why?"

Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the

day time when we don't need it".

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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".

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Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

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Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Sam : "It's a family tradition".

Teacher : "What do you mean?"

Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher : "What about your mother?"

Sam : "She's a woman".

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Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I

be showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".

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Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"

Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

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Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

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GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

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hahahaaa

amazing

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I couldnt stop laughing

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