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المشاهدات: 1860 | التعليقات: 10
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter? PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher". Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?" Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !" Sam : "It's a family tradition". Teacher : "What do you mean?" Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly love". Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?" Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died". GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? hahahaaa amazing !! I couldnt stop laughing !! المصدر: منتديات بنات دوت كوم STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS الموضوع الأصلي : STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS || القسم : صندوق ذكرياتـــنــا .. || المصدر : منتديات بنات دوت كوم || كاتبة الموضوع : °o.O.3asoola.O.o°
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العمر: 2010
المشاركات: Many
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منذ /05-11-2006, 10:24 AM | #2 | ||||||||||||||||||||
بنوتة SpeciaL
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hehehehhe
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منذ /05-11-2006, 05:27 PM | #3 | |||||||||||||||||||
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hahahahaahahaha
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منذ /05-11-2006, 06:11 PM | #4 | |||||||||||||||||||
بنوتة new
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loool and really cool
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منذ /05-11-2006, 06:32 PM | #5 | ||||||||||||||||||||||
بنوتة SpeciaL
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nice joking
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منذ /05-11-2006, 06:35 PM | #6 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
بنوتة محلقة
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منذ /06-11-2006, 07:58 PM | #7 | ||||||||||||||||||||
بنوتة محلقة
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hahahaha
they are hilarous they are dumb questions and a million years i would'nt have thought to answer them in that smart funny way thank you I'm going to send it to my friends :)
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منذ /10-11-2006, 12:01 AM | #8 | |||||||||||||||||||
بنوتة مبتدئة
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coooooooooooooool
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منذ /10-11-2006, 12:12 AM | #9 | |||||||||||||||||||
بنوتة new
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thank you sweety you made me laufh so hard I have tears in my eyes
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منذ /11-11-2006, 11:30 AM | #10 | |||||||||||||||||||||
بنوتة متفانية
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looooooooooool man thats so funny thanks hunn
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